Welcome to the Democratic Peoples Republic of Farce, where the President of Farce receives a Farce of Peace award for his farcical accomplishments from the Complacent Pickled Herring-eating Social Democrats and the farcical printing of inflated Farce Money buoys the failing economy in a Farce Recovery. Enjoy. And remember — it’s a farce. Except for the part where people actually bleed, suffer and go broke.