Clearly John B. is obviously a troll. A character. Shtick. No one “doesn’t know a thing” about the drinking age, or lacks the foggiest clue about the outcomes of prohibition, or, for that matter, has no idea about the specifics of a thong. Well, maybe if they’re Amish, but then they wouldn’t be reading and posting here, eh?

I can’t believe so many people seriously responded to him. It’s like arguing with a muppet.