Oh dear! Has Steve Chapman been let out to use a keyboard again? I don’t know how he got a reputation as a conservative. Here we see the Chicago Tribune mushing along again, in the tired ruts of Col. McCormick’s New England Republicanism.

BTW, when I was in school, binge drinking (five or more beers in one sitting) is what we had during the first 90 minutes of Friday happy hour. These administrators must not get out much, though, like a blind pig, they have located that truffle of wisdom to keep students off the roads and in the bars where they can be witnessed throwing up on their shoes.