So how did all the foot-soldiers of of the new order become aware of this article? How, exactly, does that work? Are all you guys from Chicago?

It requires the willful suspension of disbelief to imagine that so many casual readers are simply driven berserk by the sight of a man in a bow-tie. “Grrr! what’s he trying to prove? -Pushing my buttons with that tie!”

-Imagine there are no bow ties, it’s easy if you try…”