Man, this Kimball guy! Such a racist, xenophobic person! I bet he’s a religious extremist homophobe who supports the death penalty to boot! I’ve gotta rebuff this person:

You should die and go to hell, you typical racist white guy who probably is gay! Gay lily-white bowtie man! Nyaah nyaah!

Wow, that was a good one! Probably the best yet on this thread… My moral superiority is even more perfect than my logic! Obama’s predestined victory is surely assured now!