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If Aesop were alive today

September 11, 2009 - 10:45 am - by Roger Kimball
Sapwolf
2009-09-14 12:40:39

I’d add an update.

The gets kicked out of his house but takes his laptop with him and starts a Movement. A week later, the ant announces a million ant march on DC. Not only ants show up, but busy-bees and wasps too. They are all carrying “Don’t Tread on Me” shirts and flags.

Of course the SRM yells “Specieist” despite the fact that Uncle Tom Grasshoppers join the ants and bees to overrun them all. They rebuild a new house for the first ant via voluntary charity and set up a trust fund for his young offspring’s education due to the public unionized school is run by grasshoppers.