And remember the monster’s closest friends when you vote.
Start with Orrin Hatch.

I lived in D.C. during RFK’s reign. I could no longer stomach going to my favorite restaurant after drunken Teddy and a sidekick (Evan Bayh?) joked around with the Camelot groupies of the time by “rubbing their genitals across the napes of women patrons” (WP). Wasn’t he funny? Everyone at the time thought so.

Super moral Morman Orrin Hatch says he loves this guy.