Since OB locked the nomination, he is ignoring the council of his campaign staff and running off at the mouth, convinced of the magic of his scenery-chewing theatrical oratory. He will cause the seas to recede, the polar bears to flourish, the eagles to soar, while he changes “the greatest country on earth” into another Euro-socialist utopia. like Canada. Coeds will weep and faint, TV anchors will pee their pants, the Pied Piper will lead the children into fairyland.

Mcain’s biggest asset is OB’s love of his self and faith in his glorious spell-binding rhetoric. He’s an incompetent, not very bright gasbag who will orate himself into obscurity.