JT said “Wait–I have an idea. Everybody whose name begins with A-K will get to eat and turn on the heat on even-numbered days; the L-Z folks will eat and be warm on odd-numbered days. That should solve everything.”
Not fair JT. When a month has 31 days the L-Z folks will eat two days in a row. Hmmmmmm Not to worry… Obamessiah will make it fair.