Myth: Crosses have no effect on vampires.

Fact: Bow ties do not repel liberals.

Myth: Liberals are open to debate.

Fact: Latin is part and parcel of the English language.

Myth: Elites are to the manor born.

Fact: “Kids Say the Darnedest Things.”

Wanted:

Turn Key business for tax write-off.

Location: Depressed liberal USA.

Product: retail bow tie boutique.

Partnerships will be reviewed.