Guido,

I’m not a psychologist… either. And I do agree with you. Really.

“…seeking redemption by thinking tossing me the crumbs from her banquet table makes her a saint. But she has no intention of giving up her lavish spread–it’s mine she wants!”

Heaven forbid if THAT WOMAN violates you in this way. Her forced “stimulus” is bad enough. Don’t let it get to your head. Just in case, make sure you keep the stained blue jeans as evidence. Seriously though, how succinct.