What Obama’s 2012 campaign theme song should be: “There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea.”

OR:

“Come & listen to my story ’bout a man named B’rock,
Poor Chicago Senator, barely kept his Jeremiah flock,
Then one day he was shootin’ at some dude,
‘An up through the Gulf came a bubblin’ crude . .
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know ‘ol B’rock’s the President,
Kinfolk said B’rock, move away from th’ left,
Said the center is the place you ought to be,
But he loaded up the Court and on the left stayed he,

Incompetence, that is,
Swimming fools, movie stars.

The Chicago Community Organizers!