I think McCain should say he will task Palin with cleaning up corruption and waste in the government. This will attract non-idealogues from both sides of the aisle, and Palin already has shown she won’t hesitate to bust balls even against her own party. (The electorate has not yet grasped this fact — she took on her own party for corruption, not the opposition. Who does that?) How bracing would it be to see her cleaning house in the government, dumping the useless detritus that clings to the Washington like a barnacle.

Hell, after they’re elected McCain and Palin should go start a third party and break the two party system once and for all.