Oh wow —now having drunk the full draught of the Obamatron’s Kool-Aid— Benj is back with his purple prose and as if that wasn’t enough for the likes of us, the even purpler prose of Mike Rose.

Also, what business it it of ours how many million miles Cindi is from Sarah? Last I looked Mrs. McCain wasn’t running for public office? And who could have a heart so made of stone to keep from laughing at Rose’s injured cannery hands and embracing respiratory diseases as they’re flung onto capitalism’s dung heap by mustachioed rethuglicans!