It is simple thing to go to school and then spend all your time thinking up an excuse for any sort of behavior then getting a grant for you and some cohorts to study it for years to come up with illogical conclusions and while at it become an expert in say the study of why some people cuss you out and give it a name like Tourette syndrome then you are in the money for life till you retire with all sorts of benefits for life.

I personally am an expert in Badmitten you can see some of my students at work in the following link: