Allahu Akbar Zeb

There was a day at Cambridge
When Muslims got red faced
There was a day at Oxford
When prigs all fled in haste
There was a time at Belmont
When taste was at low ebb
That was when a poster said
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

There was a mosque in Norway
The muezzin made the call
All of Oslo heard him
They heard him one and all
He woke them from their slumber
And here is what they said
He called “Allahu Akbar!”
They shouted the word “Zeb!”

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

The Saudis cannot stand it
It’s their word of shame
They cannot stand a man
Who has it as his name
They shout “Allahu Akbar”
But the last part is unsaid
They will not let a man in
Whose name is Akbar Zeb!

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

A bunch of Muslim frat boys
Starved of their sexual pork
They had this penis envy
Of the towers in New York
They blew them up in autumn
Dubai built one instead
What else is there to say but
Allahu Akbar Zeb?

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

T-shirts go proclaim now
What everyone must face
Folks are getting tired
Of Islam’s weird embrace
They cannot say in public
But surely do want said
They’ll write the words in Arab script
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

They say we really want it
We protest but we do
They say we want their fond embrace
And want it through and through
They say we really like it
When they say they want us dead
But they cannot say in public
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

There once was a born Muslim
Who bowed down for his fief
He was known throughout the world
As Commander in Chief
Reactionaries hated him
And leftists lived in dread
He could not stand the words we say
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

If you don’t want us talking
‘Bout how your god’s a dick
You shouldn’t claim your god
Tells you to be a prick
You shouldn’t threaten harm on us
Or claim we should be dead
You think you are the bully when
Allahu Akbar Zeb!

Allahu Akbar Zeb!
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
They say Allah’s the greatest what?
Allahu Akbar Zeb!
The Hindus have their lingam
The Pharaohs had Heb Sed
Let’s tell the Muslim Brotherhood
Allahu Akbar Zeb!