I suppose you were trying to link me to the inimitable Mr Bierce. Which rhymes with Pierce. Which reminds me.

Here in town are John and Mary Pierce from the Philippines. They are both MDs. Guess that makes them a pair-o-docs, eh?

They have two sons. One of them is apparently named after the Father of Texas
and/or a certain town close to you. The younger must be your namesake. Yep, their names are Austin and Larsen. That makes you
an honorary ninong. Or is that ornery ninong?

Catch ya manana.