According to the Beep:

Scientists working for the US Geological Survey say Venezuela’s Orinoco belt region holds twice as much petroleum as previously thought.

The geologists estimate the area could yield more than 500bn barrels of crude oil.

Gawd, they’ll never get rid of Hugo now.

How come the US Geological survey ain’t up here helping us find our oil? Oh. Right.

I see I misspelled my name. For some reason the auto fill-in feature is gone and was replaced with auto golpe. Auto golpe to the head.