Anyone know how the Take Scissors Away Agency feels about canes?

I assume they are Okay if you are limping.

So take a half inch hunk of rebar, bend it into a cane shape, wrap it with athletic tape and put those rubber chair feet on each end and then do your best Hugh Laurie impression. Don’t forget the irascible part. Use terms like “young whippersnapper” when referring to the stewardesses for good measure. If they try to take your cane say “Keep your hands off that sonny! You want me to fall over?”

Rebar canes, pepper spray deodorant, and I bet I could build a stun gun into an electric razor. These are all good ideas. I should start a business. Call it ScariAir Supply.