Army can wrap it neat with bow-tie in Iraq.

Marines can take over and whip into shape Afghanistan and then start thinking about Pakistan.

Navy can deal with Russian hijinks. After all, they’ve been playing Crazy Ivan for decades.

Leaving the Air Force to deal with Iran.

Life is good. And they said America is stretched too thin.

(I saw reports of Dallas submarine being part of that group elsewhere on the internet today, too. I wonder which is the disinformation: no submarine in the Black Sea or that one specific one checked into Groton.)

I like Old Salt’s analysis. And agree with it, mostly, but I still think it would be fun to cut off Russian visa’s and put holds on their bank accounts outside of Moscow.