Whitehall: Biden’s selection is SUCH a relief! What was really scary was the thought of Biden as Secretary of State.

No, that’s going to be Sean Penn. We also get Cindy Sheehan as SecDef, Paul Krugman at Treasury, and Tony Rezko at Commerce. The Secretary of Health and Human Services will be Jack Kervorkian. The Secretary of Madrassa Education will be Louis At the Energy Department will be Al Gore, natch. The Secretary of Homeland Security will be Bill Ayers, the Press Secretary will be Bill Moyers, and last but not least, as Secretary of Veterans Affairs the one and only Jane Fonda.