The more carbon emissions we dump into the air, the faster forests and plants grow.

This new revelation is the result of research done by the North American carbon program. Scott Denning, Ph.D., a physicist from Colorado State University in Fort Collins, Colorado, explains the North American Carbon Program… Physicists tracking the data have found an unexpected benefit of rising carbon dioxide levels. Dr. Denning says it’s unusual. “Stuff is growing faster than it’s dying, which is weird,” he says.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/videos/2007/0603-can_carbon_dioxide_be_a_good_thing.htm

Let’s just say Al Gore is a greedy bastard who loves money more than trees. That goes as well for his acolytes. I resolve, in my own small and individual way, to perpetuate the observable benefits increased carbon dioxide levels provide. I encourage others to do the same.

Go Green, people. Save the forests. For the sake of a just, sane, and more verdant world, keep those carbon emissions coming!