BUDDY! YOU IDIOT REDNECK! Don’t you know that good news is against the law? You are lucky you haven’t been arrested for neoconning
without a yarmulka!

And besides that, now that key Iraqis have been bought off, it looks like they may do the unspeakable. Stay bought. How dare you corrupt ignoble savages into the ways
of honest behavior. Next thing you know they will get uppity and think they are just as good as Quanah Parker or somebody.

For shame, Larsen, for shame!