You know, there is always a lot of truth behind stereotypes, much as some people refuse to believe it. Stereotypical internet troll: someone who lives in Mom’s basement, unemployed or with lowly menial job, no sex life other than masturbation to internet port, and living a Mittyesque fantasy life as a “tough guy” on the Net.

“I’ll be more than happy to spend 10 minutes face to face with you and explain to you why you are wrong and how you can mend your ways.”

Marymcl, it was kind of you to turn him down. Poor sap probably couldn’t even afford to take Greyhound any further than the Iowa state line. However, I’m sure “The Ballad of Bagger Kistenmacher, Famous Internet Tough Guy” is playing full time at full volume inside this poor lad’s fevered brain. The long line of American heroes: John Wayne, Audie Murphy, Bruce Willis, Bagger Kistenmacher…oh, Hell, it’s just too funny for words…

We used to think that “Do you want fries with that?” was about as bad an insult as we could give the humanities types. Now there’s “Paper or Plastic?”