The answer is more cocaine. We should send subsidies to Columbia to supply the BBC. It hel make up for CAFTA. If that works out maybe we could subsidize the cocaine trade that is keeping Hollywood alive and bright eyed. As soon as we can cut out the middle man, the cartels, the better. And just think of the benefit to society itself. It could be a kinda flypaper for wayward liberals. Maybe we could off to set up a coop in DC. Perhaps Marion Barry would offer to help set it up.

As far as scandals are concerned, the Republicans offer enough to ridicule since they’re so goody two shoed anyway. No need to expand it to the Dems, the tabloids are busy enough with Hollywood as it is.