“Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future,” the committee said.

So O got his award not for accomplishment, but for bringing “hope” to the world’s people. Since I’ve spent the last year with less hope for the future than ever before, I can only conclude that the hope Obama is dispensing so freely is being stolen from me. I’m funding not just his cash spending spree, but his emotional one as well. So who says there’s no such thing as vampires?