We thank you, Barack
For taking us back
To the great days of Carter of Plains
A man now reviled
As the man who once dialed
Back a full half a century of gains
There are those who believe
That it’s righteous to grieve
For the days of inflation malaise
Which you will soon again
Bring to your countrymen
And which I am the first one to praise
In addition to which
I approve of your switch
From our allies to friends with our foes
Both the Poles and the Czechs
Must do as Putin becks
And Israelis their settlements must close
I most heart’ly applaud
Your near trip abroad
To the UN where Iran was told
That if they persist
In their nukes we’ll insist
That the next time they do it we’ll scold
That’s the way to be firm
Just your tone makes them squirm
Like Jimmy when fighting the rabbit
You’re a lot like James Earl
You fight like a girl
And when seeing a friend near you stab it