Nowadays, Pakistan suffers from something of a bum rap. I think they are very much overdue for an image makeover. To this end, I would like to humbly submit a list of suggested marketing slogans for Pakistan that truly capitalize on this splendid country’s many laudable attributes:

10. Enter the Land of Real Jihad… Rocks are for Palestinians!
9. A madrassa for everyone!
8. Sharia ISO 6001 Compliant!
7. There are no terrorists here…honest! (nudge & wink)
6. Building nukes for Allah since 1998
5. Proud Sponsors of the Taliban
4. We’re allied with the Great Satan…honest! (wink & nudge)
3. Wanna see Honor Killings? We got ‘em!
2. Free Female Containment Units for all female visitors!
1. We love Jihad!