Some Scouts sat around the campfire singing about the Titanic; we sat around the campfire singing You Are My Sunshine. The following must be sung to make any sense at all.

You are my Sunstein, my only Sunstein
I make you happy when tax I pay
You’ll never know dear how much I love you
Please come take my Sunstein away
The other night dear as I lay sleeping
I dreamed that welfare rights were gone
When I awoke dear I was mistaken
Please come take my Sunstein away
Big Brother Chavez says airwaves closing
He says opposing him no way
To show affection for what he’s doing
Please come take my Chavez away
Of course Obama plan something like that
He make Lloyd Clark the FCC
Lloyd Clark say Limbaugh off air be taken
Please come take Obama away
These liberal lawyers say we’re dependent
That slavery is our highest goal
And Mr. Sunstein say he will guide us
Please come take my Sunstein away