Chiral: Punny. Very punny.

Kidnap enough of the “pirates” and interrogate them (no torture and blubber, just wear them down) and you can probably get to the “root cause” of the problem, and “stop this nonsense!”, as Peter Lorie said in one of those Beach Movies from the ’60′s. You don’t need a lot of fireworks, firepower or the need to actually kill anyone.

But capture and interrogation of these pathetic third-worlders is probably double-plus ungood in the present World Order, with the sublime Barack Pasha Obama as Preezident of these United States, so the merry-go-round will continue.

I guess.