One of the timeless questions of Marketing is “Why Pay More?” To which the Democrats have answered, “Why not?” And they have come up with the “You Pay More Plan!”

Yes, under Democrat’s “You Pay More” plan you will Pay More for your electricity! You will Pay More to heat your home! You will pay more for food and Transportation! How much more? That’s our little secret! But it is not much. No more than a postage stamp a day. A little, ity-bity, $9.99 postage stamp a day! Or, if you have Krugerrands, we will take those. And don’t worry, you can do this without working, because you won’t have a job!

Now, we hear that a lot of people do not want to pay more. We Democrats work hard to increase their want, but they don’t want it. So we are changing the name of our program from “You Pay More” to “They’ll Pay more For You!” Who are they? Why, people who have been getting away with a lot and should be spanked, that’s who. Such as people who make two under and, oh, Fifty Thousand something-something a year! And — unborn children.

Why unborn children? Well, it is not because they can’t vote. It is because they don’t have a lot of debt so we are loading them up in advance. We don’t think of them as kids, we think of them as little bundles of indentured servitude to the Democrat Party’s “You Pay More” plan — even if you ain’t born yet.