The climate is changing, we’re told by the One
Regardless of facts that it’s not
And even if proven we’re warmed by the sun
He’d not change his mind by a jot
The icebergs are melting, the bears in decline
The seas are all rising a lot
And even if proven the bears are all fine
He’d not change his mind by a jot
The air is polluted with carbon you know
It’s hard to know just what we’ve got
But even if proven the air’s fresh as snow
He’d not change his mind by a jot
He’ll not change positions on climate, we’re told
He says that it’s gonna get hot
And even if proven we’re gonna get cold
He’d not change his mind by a jot
For climate’s the answer to things that he lacks
He sees it as dough for the pot
And even if shown that it’s really a tax
He’d not change his mind by a jot