Nanny Obananarama says: “The solution to everything is to borrow more money!”

Citizen: “But what happens when it’s time to pay it back?”

Nanny Obananarama: “Simple! Increase taxes on the middle class, as long as you don’t call it that. Call it a beer and cigarette and gasoline surcharge (just like the telephone company does), or an alternative energy support surcharge, or say it’s for the children. They’ll bail us out as long as they don’t know their bailing us out.”