Dear cjm,

As a third generation American whose ancestors come mostly from Russia and Poland (Grandpa’s family left in 1920-21), I must inform or remind you that those people over there are not wogs. Personally, in all modesty, I like to think I come from the deep end of the gene pool. It may be different in my particular case as I am Jewish, but let’s remember that they beat Napoleon, they beat Hitler, and they kept us (the USA) on edge for four or five decades, most of the time with us reacting to them rather than the reverse.

And what is their major export? Hot chicks. This is a bad thing?

If you would just remember that they have been subjected to decades of brainwashing that hasn’t really let up as much as could be hoped, it would be kind of you. I am emphatically not for Russia’s annihilation, only their subdual pending a successful attitude check and full membership in the family of nations.