Steve Nelson asked:

Eggplant is your real name I presume?

Yes, in this forum it is. Is Steve Nelson your real name?

And who might these FSB folks be?

ФСБ, Федера́льная слу́жба безопа́сности

Don’t you think FSB has better things to do than pick on Wretchard?

I have to confess to being very biased about Wretchard. In my humble opinion, Wretchard maybe the brighest guy on the web (yes I know the competition is pretty tough). Picking on Wrethard shows good judgement.