Do you know how to catch feral pigs? Its Easy!

First, in the middle of a large open space you put out food (free health care) every day for about a week. When the pigs start gathering for the food you put up one wall. Here Piggee, piggee!

You keep putting out the food. When they start coming back you put up a second connecting wall. Keep putting out the food. When they come back, and they will, you put up the third wall. Sooooieeee! Here piggee, piggee!

Keep putting out the free food and when they come back put up the fourth wall with an open gate. Keep putting put out the food and this time when they come back – close the gate. Here piggee, piggee! Soooie! Here piggee, piggee!

They will run around squeaking and squawking – cause they have lost their freedom. Until you start throwing in the food again. So long as the food keeps arriving on time, they’re happy – as pigs can be. They will still be happy when it comes time for dinner – tax time, time to pay for all the free food – and by then it is too late!