Joe Buzz @13

Had a ’68 Dodge Dart, slant six, $2,800 new. Great car.

Aristide @23

No, Chrysler is not the new GM (Government Motors. GMC is still GMC.

Now that GM means Government Made
We all feel so much better
To know best plans are being made
To add another letter
You see the guv’mint can’t exist
With acronyms a twosey
Three letters please, they do insist
And they’re not even choosy
GMA or GMZ
It really doesn’t matter
What counts is that it counts to three
That’s how they climb the ladder
You think a man with pride would take
A job with just two letters?
A laughingstock would him do make
With his G-15 betters
We need good men for jobs as large
As building cars like lemons
‘Less Barney Frank put him in charge
And then he’s building wemons
So GMC it is, your dough
Has bought it, it’s a wrap
And GMC now stands, you know
For just more Government Made Crap

With apologies to Thomas W. Crapper, inventor, who dreamed of immortality in the sanitary business, but the gods of immortality are sometimes cruelly playful.