Obamas fly in chef 860 miles… just to make pizza

When you’re the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do – even if that means flying a chef 860 miles.

Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.

He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.

What’s the big deal? Pizzas come out of boxes, don’t they? Ordinary people are branded climate criminals for putting garbage in the wrong dumpster; accused as selfish earth destroyers for flying economy to a roach motel “with a wide selection of fine eating places nearby” for what passes for a vacation, but what is really just as a gasp for air. Back in the old days, forms had three blanks an applicant could fill out: 1) trade; 2) profession; 3) quality.

In the last box, you could say, “gentleman”. Who says you can’t bring back the past?