At the Shrine of Guadalupe now
Our Sec of State let out as how
The Virgin’s image was so nicely painted
When told that God had worked the brush
She had the grace to primly blush
Then saw the painter’s name and promptly fainted
It makes you wonder what she’ll do
When faced with other people who
Believe in God and other things she smirks at
She doesn’t seem to have much sense
Of how her act has consequence
For country and department that she works at
Her problem is she thinks that she’s
The smartest slice of sharper cheese
That ever came a sliding off the slicer
I think we should replace her now
Oprah come take a bow
She’s not as dumb and surely she’d be nicer