Buck up, people! Is this the fortitude that built an entire nation from scratch, out of the effin’ wilderness, and rose to become the world’s sole superpower in just over 200 years?

And now you’re going to wilt and crawl away to your dens because a two-bit con man from Chicago is in the White House? Puh-leeeeze. Yes, he’s got an IQ hovering around room temperature. Yes, his very election is a sign that we let the Quislings take over the academy and the organs of public opinion. BIG mistake.

Time to roll up our sleeves and stand to, folks. Show a little of the intestinal fortitude of our ancestors! My first American ancestor came over to Jamestown in 1607, when there was NOTHING here but a vast wilderness. Back then, it was like volunteering to colonize Mars. And they did it, damn it. Half of them died, but they still came on.

Our ancestors built a nation like no one had ever seen: based on great Enlightenment principles, rooted in the magnificent precepts of British common law, and standing firmly on the ideals of Protestant Christianity. Above all, we are a nation of Ideals: of liberty and equality before God and man.

If this fargin’ weasel in the White House can so “unman” us, then by God, we don’t deserve to keep our republic.