Maybe we could hire the Russians to send their military back into Afghanistan as mercenaries. Promise not to object to anything, just tell them to go in and rout out the Taliban and we’ll pay for it and let them keep any goodies we give them to do it with.

Play it as being equals among soldiers, that it’s the only other military in the world that we’d trust with such a task, and we think it might be helpful to them as a country financially.

Then announce the agreement to the Afghans and watch how they react. And Pakistan which would then be caught between their internal terrorists, India, Russia and America. If there’s ever any further agreement with Pakistan, the very first thing I want that bunch of heathens to do is hand over Khan and then throw his skanky ass in Gitmo.