Not to worry. After your portfolio is gone, the government will knock on your door to weatherproof your worthless house… and move a Witless Protection Program stockbroker, his wife, three teenagers and mother-in-law, his chauffer, chauffer’s six dogs, personal trainer and chef into your house with you, under FEMA’s new “National Living-Space Efficiency Plan”; rent to be paid directly to FEMA, but thankfully deducted from your $1000/sq ft Assessment in Abeyance (AKA the “Geithner Plan”) journal entry which opened a “GALS Account” (“Gov’t Allowed Living Space Account”) on all federal tax-district located domiciliary and domiciliary-like structures.