it’s a good thing the washington post exists to screen out of consideration fools whose credentials might otherwise trick the credulous into relying on b*llshit opinions.

that’s right – a jirga just sat down one day in the kush and thought Well we’re not doing anything else let’s go fly planes into those buildings i saw in that goddamn ghostbusters movie.

the level of analysis publicly disclosed by the CIA – especially that Robert Baer twit – is so depressing as to suggest a giant disinformation operation intended to lull our enemies into defenselessness. no one could possibly construe the utter savage pedarastic incompetence of the islamic world’s unfortunate inhabitants as capable of such coordination as the Borg that threatens to subvert our very political system (if only by its own hysterics (i’m looking at you, commies).

it is a cover for a grander operation – one which, say, decides to offer its friendly hand of cooperation the day after it bribes a former province to kick out the utterly unimposing US airbase… itself an unnecessary payment since that former province is actually a current province run by a high level lackey of the grandest conspiracy of the 20th century.

bottom line is cheney’s obviously right and the eloi incapable of recognizing the morlocks will be among the first vaporized. i can only i’m far enough away from the first blast or two to relish – at least for a minute – that beautiful, much-too-long-delayed silence.