If someone wanted revenge for the Jenna story, the classic way to do this is to set up a honeytrap and have the subject found in a car in a bad area with his pants down and his throat cut, a dime bag in his pocket maybe. Or a simple mugging if you haven’t got the heart to pull his pants down. Or a car crash, ideally with a fifth of booze in his system. Or found in that same car, just with a needle sticking in his arm. We’ve seen it all before.

Genius-level anthrax? A bit much wouldn’t you say?