Wretchard, thanks for the Tolkein quotation. How about this one, slightly altered:

One Stone to rule them all, One Stone to find them,
One Stone to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Saudi where the Shadows lie.

There are some that say Tolkein was allegorising about Nazi Germany. I disagree. I think he was talking about Islam. Which makes Allah Sauron, and Mohammed (hellfire and eternal damnation be upon him) his Mouth. And Saudi is Mordor. It fits.

The Stone ought to find the fate that the Ring did – destruction by fire. Not the fires at the heart of the world this time, but the fires that lie at the heart of the stars.