Obama Speaking on National Television:

“My fellow Americans, Israel has been hit by six large Atomic weapons. Israel is now a smoking crater. What is done is done.”

“We cannot afford to extend Israel our nuclear umbrella as I had promised. We just don’t have the missiles necessary to retaliate against the ‘alleged attacker’ Iran.”

“Thank you and keep your TV tuned to this station while I prepare for further up-dates on the situation from my secure bunker. Good night.”