Gore didn’t run for president because he realized he could make a thousand times more money being the guru of the Global Warming Scam. Not to mention he could hang with the Hollywood crowd, and no doubt score some major tail along the way.

After all, why bother being President, where actual real world problems are on your plate, where your decisions mean people live or die. Why take on that burden when you can be treated like royalty, make incredible amounts of money, and all with zero responsibility about anything, as long as you’re willing to step up and lie and lie and lie.

Which is just what he’s been doing. He’s an idiot, granted, but he’s no fool.