Wretchard, you don’t think it would matter to American voters if Obama-Daddy was a serial polygamist with a bunch of Muslim wives and a gazillion Muslim half-siblings waiting to ooze out of the walls once he’s elected?

The other question I’ve seen raised in the brouhaha about his birth certificate is whether or not he’s legitimate. Never mind if he’s black or white or Presbyterian or heterosexual — is he a bastard, legally, and is that something we want listed on the resume of the next President of the United States when he goes to meet the Pope or the Dali Lama?