Yes, Bush should have been impeached for daring to defend America against our enemies. How uncool is that? Remember after 9/11 when everybody loved us? And then we started fighting back and they hated us again. See, if we could just suffer a 9/11 or two each year, everybody would always love us! Wouldn’t that be great? And then we could on to the important business of controlling the weather, because even though there’s no evidence of any global warming for the last ten years, the important thing is that we feel good about ourselves and we’re doing something to defeat the evil American empire that makes everybody mad at us.

Snicker.