But *why* is the supposedly conservative-majority Bush-hand-picked Supreme Court suddenly giving us all these progressive leftist rulings?

Has anyone checked their bank accounts recently to see if there’s been a sudden influx of oily-smelling or soros-tainted dollars?

And if so, what can be done about it, since I’m not sure there is any such thing as impeaching a Supreme Court justice.

Although it’d be fun to try. (Right after we re-elect Bush for the third time.)